CHINAR

Just imagine sleeping Plumb in the middle of a double bed!

"It was you, no doubt about it, Graecinus: I clearly remember

How you said no man could possibly fall in love

With two girls at once. I believed you. I dropped my defences.

Result - double love-life. Embarrassing. All your fault.

There's nothing to choose between them for looks. They both

dress smartly,

On performance they're just about neck and neck -

I can't make up my mind which I find more attractive,

But fancy first A, then B,

Swung to and fro like a yacht in a choppy crosswind,

My erotic psyche torn

Between rival claimants..."

-The Amores, Book II, 10, p.124-